by Para_grini July 28, 2007
Any music that was produced using predictable assembly line style power-chord structures and lyrics with absolutely zero forethought other than rhyme and easy mass-identification. If a band churns out more than one album per year, odds are favorable that they are a butt rock band. Bonus points if the lead singer attempts to emulate Scott Stapp because although Creed is not (quite) butt rock, there would be no butt rock without them. Pioneers of butt rock include Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Three Days Grace, Buck Cherry, and Hinder. The song "The New Sh!t" from Marylin Manson's "Golden Age of Grotesque" album can be interpereted as a poignant critique of butt rock.
It only took me one listen to completely digest that new Hinder tune. Butt rock goes down so smooth! I don't have to think at all!
by SeanH18018 January 18, 2008
1. a reference to a passage in the bible, Psalms 81:16
2. something so beautiful you would give your life for it. something more beautiful than the stars and heaven itself.
3. someone who's company you would just as soon spend
eternity with over that of even Jehovah himself.
4. Kristina
2. something so beautiful you would give your life for it. something more beautiful than the stars and heaven itself.
3. someone who's company you would just as soon spend
eternity with over that of even Jehovah himself.
4. Kristina
by dan peacock July 19, 2007
The same tired old thing repeated endlessly. Where shitty pop music comes and goes, classic rock stays, and decays in the back of our minds forever.
I have nothing against the people who listen to it, nor do I have a problem with the music itself(however stale it may be), but it seems today, everyone who I meet who enjoys classic rock is a pretentious asshole. People like to say that it's so amazing because it's the foundation of today's music. So now we have someone to hold responsible for the shit on our radio's. Oh, and every single station is an oldies station. How about someone grows a backbone and shows the crowd something new and unheard of.
I, personally, am tired of being judged by these conceited pricks, because "my music is not up to par" with theirs. Deep Purple sucks. ACDC blows. If the people who listen to this would stop critiquing today's music long enough to realize that people were saying the same shit about the music they listen to THREE decades ago, maybe they'd stop being so stuck up.
Creation is not creation unless it's never been done before. Without originality, creation is meerly a repeat of what's been done before. This is probably why our generation is void of any distinguishing characteristics, because we thieve off the prior. Classic Rock is the same as Rap in many respects. Both are tired out cookie cutter bullshit none of us will ever outlive.
I have nothing against the people who listen to it, nor do I have a problem with the music itself(however stale it may be), but it seems today, everyone who I meet who enjoys classic rock is a pretentious asshole. People like to say that it's so amazing because it's the foundation of today's music. So now we have someone to hold responsible for the shit on our radio's. Oh, and every single station is an oldies station. How about someone grows a backbone and shows the crowd something new and unheard of.
I, personally, am tired of being judged by these conceited pricks, because "my music is not up to par" with theirs. Deep Purple sucks. ACDC blows. If the people who listen to this would stop critiquing today's music long enough to realize that people were saying the same shit about the music they listen to THREE decades ago, maybe they'd stop being so stuck up.
Creation is not creation unless it's never been done before. Without originality, creation is meerly a repeat of what's been done before. This is probably why our generation is void of any distinguishing characteristics, because we thieve off the prior. Classic Rock is the same as Rap in many respects. Both are tired out cookie cutter bullshit none of us will ever outlive.
"I bought a PURPLE vinyl the other day. 'Tis the best album I have purchased to date. Ay, I believe I will act like a prick now, and claim to be better than everyone I know, because I'm a 16 year old 120 pound kid who's arrogance rivals the heat of the sun. Deep Purple and all other classic rock do rock a mighty fine bit."
"I hate you. Prick."
"I hate you. Prick."
by FierceGrape April 28, 2006
Rock Candy... a slang term made by Nympha n Nuda while covering up the meaning of the true word. Also see hard on.
Nympha- I was stradaling him.. n he got sum mad rock candy.. all i could think is how small...
Nuda- Haha.. that must have been sum small shit.
Nuda- Haha.. that must have been sum small shit.
by Nuda May 07, 2004
Horrible music that the general population likes. Ass Rock is typically 70's and 80's rock music that mysteriously became popular despite how bad the song actually is.
Example 1
Guy 1: The song "pour some sugar on me" by def leppard is the best song EVER!
Guy 2: No it's not, they lyrics don't make sense, it's such an ass rock song.
Example 2:
Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes
Guy 1: The song "pour some sugar on me" by def leppard is the best song EVER!
Guy 2: No it's not, they lyrics don't make sense, it's such an ass rock song.
Example 2:
Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes
by barchetta03 January 13, 2012
by Diego September 02, 2003