shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

Female Top G

A female who is not a feminist and not a hoe this type of female is attached to a Top G man this female also knows her place in a relationship and knows her place as a woman

Girl 1: yes I don't go to clubs and stuff like that I'm a female top G

by Female top g @cat February 27, 2023

Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

Top Left Nut

A derivative of "top left", top left nut is used in a hostile manner to tell someone to "get lost"; to fuck off.

That's cap, Katy. Top left nut.

by aquariless May 4, 2021

flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett October 2, 2007

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019