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Kevin
The retard?
by retrd December 2, 2022
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Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.

He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.
Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend
by Qianyu December 9, 2022
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Kevin

1. A name for a male usually
2. Someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
1. "Hey Kevin!" " Wanna watch Shrek?"
2. "He doused himself in gas again for love, typical Kevin."
by BiggusDicks December 13, 2022
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Kevin

He's a whole lot of gayness for your anus!
Wow that's a while lot of Kevin for one man's anus
by Jeepguy123456789 December 16, 2022
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Kevinism

Kevinism is an ultra right-wing ideology based on the belief that Kevin is the supreme leader of all, the ultimate leader and a living God on earth.
"I am a Kevinist. Kevin is God, Kevin is love, Kevin is life. I would and will do anything for Kevin, even if it costs me or people around me's lives. I will always lay down everything for Kevinism."
by csxd34 December 19, 2022
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