Samuel P. Holland

A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.

A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.

by aprettycoolguy August 14, 2011

Neelesh N P

Assadi’s one true love

Neelesh N P gae

by Asslesh September 23, 2021

big p-ing it

1. When a guy hits on multiple chicks at one time
2. Randomly adding sexy chicks on facebook.
3. A slight tool

Hey dude, you're big p-ing it. You tool.

by thedictionaryman25 September 18, 2009

R I P

Rest In Peace
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio

R I P Big Hardon, you didn't last long in prison sometimes the bad die young too.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2016

turk p. diddy

A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.

I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.

by Turkeynoham June 17, 2018

P O E

Points of "Enterest"

A drunk mans(aka a Jim-Balls) definition of PoI "points of interest" on GPS

I just just hit the P O E.....Points of interest.

Hey you got your PoE

by co-operations manager January 27, 2009

P-Plates

A term used when a female is consequently on her periods and no sexual acts can take place.

Bob asked Jim: "Did you get lucky on the weekend"
Jim replays to Bob: "No Carla was wearing her P-Plates"

by Sugardaddyrus November 27, 2007