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real

A Footy team I only hate even more...
oh no is real madrid - liverpoolball
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 25, 2022
mugGet the realmug.

real

"...i wanna kms"
"Real"
by anonymous September 23, 2022
mugGet the realmug.

not real

when ur upset or something is bothering you just think “it’s not real” because nothing is real and you should look on the positive sides because life is too short and guess what it’s not real
imagine something is rlly pissing u off or stressing you out but then u just think it’s not real and everything is fine
by notreal2007 November 3, 2023
mugGet the not realmug.

Real one tingz

When some does an action you can depend on
Yeah Ann only does real one tingz
by Kween.Sassy May 26, 2019
mugGet the Real one tingzmug.

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023
mugGet the real deal starting linemug.

The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.
Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
mugGet the The REAL reasonmug.

Not real

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.
Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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