dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.

Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.

by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018

No Nut November

The ONLY time of the year when God can respect us men.

Dude! I just realized, It's No Nut November!

by mcshaneyd November 1, 2021

Rush - nut

When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.

Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!

Me: I'm almost done!

Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!

by Professor nigga April 16, 2021

DeeZ Nuts

A Word that a drunk kid used and is now quite famous over Deez Nuts

This Is Deez Nuts

by Jimmy Bop Poop December 15, 2015

nut hook

A right hook to the nuts

I got “nut hooked “in the fight

by bill ney May 14, 2018

eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.

watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.

by b.c dude April 25, 2009