Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
by EYAL5555 November 22, 2021
Get the Barmug. by Lynzz November 2, 2023
Get the anal chocolate barmug. Meaning to apply strong force to the breaker bar you are using to remove a bolt that you unintentionally snap the bar causing you to break your back.
by shinryuken March 31, 2009
Get the Break your barmug. A fake health bar is a staple of modern dumbed down games. Its purpuse is to trick people into thinking they were close to death, when in reality they had much health to go on. The fist couple of damage will have an higher inpact on the healthbar compared to the damage taken when the health appear to be low. While the heath-bar displays health at 50%, the reality might be that youre character has 80% health left.
It is meant to give the illusion that the game is more dificult than what it is, to make people slow down to heal before they die, or to trick people into thinking it was a fair/dificult fight.
It is meant to give the illusion that the game is more dificult than what it is, to make people slow down to heal before they die, or to trick people into thinking it was a fair/dificult fight.
by Truegirlgamer May 9, 2022
Get the fake health barmug. a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!
by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025
Get the mars barmug. When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.
Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023
Get the Bar Light Beautymug. by ju ju bar January 18, 2009
Get the ju ju barmug.