New York fold

When eating a pizza, it's what New Yorkers do when (normally) they start eating a slice. They fold their slice in half the long way.

You can tell Mike is a New Yorker because he does the New York fold when he eats pizza.

by 1ra2ndom3 April 22, 2019

New car syndrome

When you buy a new or used car, and want to wash it every day.

Person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know

by Mario16 September 20, 2011

rip a new a--hole

attack someone verbally, yell at someone, criticize someone loudly

by Mindy August 1, 2003

Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

New York Bagel

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.

Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."

by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013

New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019