Mr. Asshole

Mr. Asshole is the guy who knows you like him and who toys with your emotions anyway. One who avoids answering how he feels about you but, acts like he cares.

Mr. Asshole is the jerk who plays with your emotions

Mr. Asshole by Beeotch27 January 19, 2010

mr coffee 

The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.

I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".

mr coffee by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008

mr.thompson 

Stud muffin

Ohh look there's Mr.Thompson

mr.thompson by Jacob needs to know March 17, 2017

Mr. Rogers 

v. To exchange functional footwear with more office-appropriate footwear, either carried on the person or stored at work. More commonly practiced by women (changing from sneakers to heels), but men are not excluded.

"Man, those shoes don't match the rest of her outfit at all."
"Eh, she'll probably Mr. Rogers at the office."

Mr. Rogers by redking666 October 20, 2008

Mr.Chron's Homework 

A synonym for marijuana used when talking about or asking for Marijuana in school or in front of parents and other adults.

Yo, did you do Mr.Chron's Homework?=Did you just Smoke?
Do you have Mr.Chron's Homework?, i think it was on page 10.=
Can you sell me 10 dollars worth of marijuana.

Mr.Chron's Homework by Ben Mupper July 17, 2007

Mr Nicolson 

a sad, lonely ICT teacher who has no life of his own. He picks on children and calls them names all whilst enjoying himself.
When a teacher is being mean someone says that they are being a mr nicolson.

Short Child: Sir can you come and help me
Sir: I'll be there in a SHORT while
Short Child: That's not very nice
sir: and....?
Short Child: I don't like you any more, you're such a mr nicolson

Mr Nicolson by mr nicolson fan club March 5, 2008

Mr. Overbite 

A person with a great big hangin' top row of teeth that you couldn't hide behind a bus, no friends and a wardrobe that consists of: combats that cut off at the ankle, a different football shirt for every day of the week and a Nightmare Before Christmas beanie hat. Usually accompanied by other physical and mental defects, and occasionally found pissed as a fart with a dirty tea towel wrapped round his head like some sort of turban/bandana gone horribly wrong. Is known to shout “Lighthouse” and “Got any gas?” amongst other things for no apparent reason at inappropriate times. In other words, a total fucking bit o’ work!

Did you hear about Mr. Overbite the other night?

Nah man, what happened?

Ah mate, he had several pizzas in one hand, a bottle in the other and he was about to go right off on one. Glassed himself in his dirty overbite as he swung though, won himself a right smack. Proper funny.

Mr. Overbite by what have you won December 9, 2009