An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. Someone who is generally very strong and scary with an intimidating aura, and features and seen generally someone who you wouldn't interact with
by Shad0wb1ade March 24, 2023
Get the Monstermug. A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”
Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.
by Cam11 September 26, 2019
Get the Mug Monstermug. by 👉🏽👈🏽 September 25, 2020
Get the Monstermug. An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.
Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
Get the monster energymug. There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
Get the monstermug. by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
Get the monstermug.