Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

by SunGnif July 28, 2023

Tucheng legs

Uncovered legs with excessive mosquito bites, scars or bruises.

“Damn, she got tucheng legs, bro.”

by Bobbyanalog October 22, 2023

daddy long legs

Someone that has long legs. Their name usually starts with L.

What are you?
I am a penguin.
No! You'really daddy long legs!

by The A guy September 21, 2018

cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

Leg it

Run really fast with short notice usually away from something.

‘Leg it’
‘What does the mean?’
‘To run away from something’

by Gmxlgxlhnjxkgxkgdlhfljvj May 31, 2022

leg thumb

Penis

Emily saw my leg thumb when it fell out of my swimsuit today.

by Bain_Train September 3, 2017

peg leg

(humorous slang) a strap on
similar in use to "third leg"

she had me suck her peg leg

by c0ttntail December 27, 2024