Jacob

Pill head

Jacob your a fucking pill head

by Topshagger March 25, 2020

Jacob

Pretty cool dude

oh, that handsome lad over there? that's jacob

by j1293490495 February 21, 2021

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.

Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.

jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.

by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025

Jacob

asshole and a know it all

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION

by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019

jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...

person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.

"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."

by a simple guy July 20, 2022