Jacob

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

by urai laika April 23, 2020

Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.

That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

Jacob

Wierd, Closet Gay

Normal Human: "you know that new kid? he's such a Jacob"

by Saecred December 30, 2018

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️

Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.

by Meateater20 June 12, 2022

Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary

Jacob Crooks you sicken me

by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019