India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.

John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.

by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024

Indians

The smelliest people you’ll ever meet.

I swear to god Indians bathe in shit!

by Mike Rocthburns November 30, 2024

Indian booty bouncing

When a person sits on an exercise ball and boundatass up and down on ball

Indian booty bouncing, Jeff does ten sets of Indian booty bouncing until he becomes oiled up with sweat

by Jeffrey pendernickle December 2, 2024

Indiana Braiding Technique

When someone braids from your buttocks hairs up to the hair on the head, then carry you like a briefcase

I wanna get the indiana braiding technique done on me, it seems great!

by Indiana Braiding December 11, 2024

Indian flicker gooning

Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.

im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning

by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024

indiaification

The gradual drop in quality of social media platforms as internet access (smartphones) has become widespread in India. Now platforms have millions of new Indian users with the humor (and intellect) of an elementary school child.

I had to stop using reddit, the indiaification made funny posts a real rarity browsing r/all.

by glugglug420 December 29, 2024

Indian Popsicle

The act of shitting on a condom during anal sex, then sticking your finger into said condom and licking the shit on it after orgasm

“I heard that whore over there gave him an Indian Popsicle”

by wthevenisthis. January 4, 2025