spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014

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goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

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Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)

I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

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Post-binary

The term "non-binary" defines us as what we are not and the definitions of binary are specific to region and place.

"What gives me anxiety is the possibility that I would be required to wait for society to respect what comes after the gender binary. We so frequently absorb white supremacist violence that

"post-binary" is not available now and for some may not be experienced ever."

If we lived in a post-binary world- I may not want or need top surgery, but because this world sees in binary I yield my body to the general understanding of the masses

by BADTWST October 24, 2022

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