No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

expendable friend

That friend thats around when you need them but not when you want them. Close to second hand friend but an expendable friend is constantly treated like they dont matter, regardless of how far they go for another. An expendable friend can be replaced very easily. Despite being told their important.

"Man, they(he/she) always third wheels those two, what an expendable friend"

by OctoShockeR403 November 11, 2017

My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence

My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)

by CharleySketch June 28, 2020

friends with benifits

Two friends who can't spell who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Tipically two good friends, both of which having failed english class, who have casual sex without a monogamoose realtionship or any kind of commitmant.

There is a high chance of them being dyslexic.... that is, dsyleicix.

DUDE: Hey man so you still going out with sara?

DUDE2: Nah just friends with benifits.

DUDE: I think you're saying it wro-

DUDE2: SHUT THE FURCK UP YOU CLOWEN

by jazzalenko August 28, 2010

Car Friend

From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.

1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.

2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"

"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"

"Car Friend!"

by Whitey-Pint August 10, 2008

just friends

a line used by people who are obviously not just friends. often told to suspicious gf/bf to calm them down. many times they're friends with benefits.

mona: what were u doing with her at 2am last night!?!
chris: chill, we are just friends...

by xoDELLAox December 18, 2005

Circle of Friends

The terribly near-incestuous habit or tendency of a tight-knit group of mixed gender friends to date and sleep with one another at various turns in different permutations over a given span of time, often from high school and well into their early adulthood years. Extra messed up if there are siblings in this circle.

This is most prevalent with individuals who are unwilling or unable to make expansions to their social circles due to geographic constraints or cultural isolation (e.g. Orange Country, California) or psychological hesitance to escape the known and the familiar.

Only known remedy to this provincialism is to transplant oneself to New York, London or any other major metropolitan meat market.

Susan left Howard for Dave after they broke up, but Howard picked up Ana when she piqued his interest after she and Jason started agreeing to see other people. Both Dave and Jason are now competing for their long time friend Christie's attention, who in turn as been looking to rekindle passions with ex-boyfriend Howard. Howard and Dave are both secretly cheating on their current girl friends with Christie's slightly older sister, Clare, who has just recently entered this Circle of Friends

They're all going to the same college together next fall.

by Khru5hchev May 24, 2011