hair pie

A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"

Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!

by Minta Moisty April 8, 2005

bah bah pie

When a girls vagina is nicely shaved and is not a hairy at all.

I only like girls with bah bah pie. NOT hairy scary.

Jon: "BAH BAH PIE"
Group: "That man is getting arrested and still knows whats up!"

by silly-loves-billy August 4, 2008

Minnesota Apple Pie

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.

I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Alabama Cream Pie

When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes

That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry

by CrentistTheDentist August 14, 2020

Fly pie guy

When someone is a snake and stabs everyone in their backs.
Also uses girls to try get famous on a singing app, when they infact can't even sing.

Not a person to be trusted.

Lok
Looks like what you'd imagine ETs ugly cousins big toe to look like. Aka turd Crayon

Omg, he is so ry the fly pie guy

by YourMaIsonDla May 1, 2022

McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

green hairy pie

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing

how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie

by da da dave February 4, 2010