eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING

by fish-legs January 3, 2025

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

Egg

An Egg is something that you cook and is a delicacy to many places.

I am having boiled egg with my salad for tea

by Shivering goose June 8, 2021

Egg

Its just an egg, you daft cunt. Jesus, if you dont know what an egg is, your an actual retard.

Person 1:lemme fry an egg
Person 2:your eggs are trash dude
Person 1:youre trash dude
Person 2:Fuck

by o o p May 9, 2020

Surg egg

A cum-filled grenade. It has a 0.1% chance to do double the damage!

Omg a 2x surg egg! so much cum... yummy! yum! yum!

by Taattiiaanaaa October 10, 2023

Nigga Eggs

Basically, it's the white little balls that fall from the Afro area and end up on your couch / pillow or back of chair.
Eventually the hatch in the the high humidity High heat to become Ghetto babies.

Dam Jethro, with your nappy hair..youze shure are droppin allot of nigga eggs on my couch, I cant wait for them to hatch so i can claim them as dependents

by dicksey normus November 20, 2021

Egg McMustache

A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023