David

David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.

Lol that's funny who said that, David?

by AsianEgg101 October 19, 2019

David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.

sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD

by davidbond December 20, 2021

david bainbridge

BIG DICK

I have a David Bainbridge

by Katy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 23, 2016

David

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.

That's David I'd stay away from him

by Flyee03 November 23, 2021

Joselyn and David

These two people are the best friends no one will ever have, and especially couples. They are the best for each other through hard times or worse they love each other with all their hearts if you are one of these people and know another go for it

You are the best David
You too Joselyn
Joselyn and David

by XxginniepigxX May 13, 2022

C David

C David is a word to describe a person named David that is cringe

Example: This person is cringe, and he’s named David. Let’s call him C David

by Guest4530 January 4, 2024

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022