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cunt-crap

verb: when items are inserted into a womans vagina and she squezes them out. As in, to cunt-crap something.
I stuffed some grapes into my girls vagina and she cunt-crapped them into my mouth.
by dirtypubes December 4, 2009
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Rancid Cunt

A women who unnecessary goes out of her to make life a living hell for everyone that has too deal with Her.
Ann Hernandez in accounting could piss off tthe pope, shes a real Rancid Cunt
by Rancid cunt June 2, 2018
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Fuzz Cunt

An uncut cunt that looks like a hibernating squirrel. It’s so hairy even Scizzors can’t cut the Fuzz cunt
I walked in on my Grandma taking a show and she had the biggest Fuzz Cunt I’ve ever seen!
by Pussyfooting69427 February 17, 2022
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'
Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.
by countrydipper July 15, 2010
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Cunt Cottage

Not unlike a She Shed or Bitch Barn, the Cunt Cottage is equipped with tools for most any project and is owned by a strong women who knows how to use all her tools.
Jessica has her Cunt Cottage prepared for the home improvement and landscaping projects.
by JaWar June 12, 2020
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Double cunt

A female drunk who knowingly has sex with married men. She cant get enough. its rumored that she has such a huge vagina, that it makes a large penis-appearance bulge in her shorts. thus making her a double cunt.
That double cunt slut looks juat like kristina! Oh wait, it is her!!!
by VindictiveAngel January 14, 2023
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