Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!

by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

Slow Burn

doing the deed for hours with breaks, snacks, candles, or toys

"Mandy and I knocked ankles last weekend." "Yeah bro?" "Yeah we slow burned for like three hours." "Daaaaaaaang!"

by Renée Dispetto May 3, 2022

Burn

Destroying an NFT token

I burned my bees deluxe!

by stevg January 10, 2022

burning sunshine

A time when you usually wouldn't expect a surprise attack from Covenant elites.

Gentlemen we're burning sunshine here!

by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 12, 2022

Burns Sanchez

Giving someone a Dirty Sanchez with the clap (gonorrhea) white, yellow, or green discharge.

That girl just got a burns sanchez.

by DonDragQuixote May 20, 2022

Burning

Sexually excited.

I haven't had sex in a while bro, I'm burning up!

by Very Horny Guy May 20, 2022