Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina

Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.

by Morganhas September 12, 2016

bowling ball

having several fingers inside your partner.

Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Pancake bowl

A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.

“Sorry I was in the toilet for a while. I just baked a pancake bowl, if you know what I’m saying.”

by Yetiii23 June 16, 2022

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

bowl vaulter

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.

I was holding on to that poop so long I made a bowl vaulter!

by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

soji bowl

Brazil nut, strawberry, pear, fig, rockmelon,
coconut yoghurt

Can I please have a soji bowl for breakfast

by Big French June 6, 2019