Alex

Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off

He truly is the dream husband

Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night

Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown

Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible

Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce

by Bellend34 November 18, 2019

Alex

Usually looks like a female and has very red skin. They are socially awkward and can sometimes hit you with a racket when they get scared.

Alex has been eaten and decided to kill someone with a tennis racket.

by Red Alex November 19, 2019

Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

Alex

She’s super gorgeous and always down for a good time. She’s always trying to make people laugh and ready to cheer everyone up. She loves attention and being the life of the party will really do anything to fit in and dances in order to get her anger out!! If you ever find yourself an alex keep her she’s definitely a keeper

Woah you know alex?! Shit she’s hot man

by viczko_chick124 November 24, 2019

Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 24, 2019

Alex

A superior to everybody.

Alex

by xReck November 25, 2019

Alex

Alex is a kind of guy who thinks he’s all that he tries to get girls but they all reject him but the girls that do like him he probably will play you or make fun of you and be rude to you until you stop liking him. If he doesn’t like you, he will call you names and be an ass to you but if he likes you he’s the nicest guy in the world, he’s usually the type of person to play sports like football or hockey. He annoys all teachers and that’s why they all hate him, some people find him hilarious some do not. So if you meet someone called Alex make sure your on his good side cuz he will make your life a living hell if your on his bad side.

Person on his good side: hey Alex!
Alex: hey what’s up
Person on his bad side: hey Alex!
Alex: wtf do you want weirdo

by Rip oof November 27, 2019