Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.
What an old pooooooooooooo
What an old pooooooooooooo
(Adam) oh hey, govenment
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
Get the Adam Clarkemug. a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
Get the Adammug. Adam. a very short and simple but amazing name. Adam always seems to be happy, especially when he’s around a certain group of people or person. he will help u to the best of his ability with every problem that life throws at you. a person u can feel safe around and talk to about anything and everything. Someone u can trust. Adam may not open up the first month or two of knowing him, but once u get to know him he’s sweet, funny, caring and will always protect you. he always will try to make time for you. he likes to have a big friend group but only 2 or 3 close friends. he doesn’t like admitting he needs help. Adam is one in a million. adam is a true friend and will always have ur back.
by adam lover<33 May 5, 2022
Get the adammug. A Scottish egotistical but kind individual, this kind of person mostly wins arguments, they very rarely consider others opinions, this kind of person is very flexible to the point where they may reach their genitalia with their mouth.
This kind of person tends to be an round a genuine person and very truth worthy, keep people like this close to you.
This kind of person tends to be an round a genuine person and very truth worthy, keep people like this close to you.
by Francisco Malone December 8, 2019
Get the Adam Duncannomug. Someone who is dating a girl named Ellie even if she does not know it. He is a sexy brown haired person that wears blue shoes
by ADAM LOVER!!!! February 26, 2018
Get the Adammug. by Ya mama hot June 21, 2023
Get the Adam Bellymug. by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021
Get the Adam Holtzmanmug.