Wole (the name)

That kid that is not him. A gen-alpha kid obsessed with skibidi-toilet. Don't engage with him or you'll be sorry.

Wole (the name) was watching Kai Cenat.

by DefaultName123 February 24, 2024

My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

name bombing

When someone says one or more names of a person/people out of surprise or shock oblivious to the person/people who is trying to is trying to keep anonymous/unnoticed for safety, dignity, reputation etc

Person A: Man good thing we got away from Person C after you were name bombing at the sunset party me catching his attention
Person B: Why did we have to go to my apartment just to run away from Person C?
Person A: I owe Person C fifty dollars and I wanted you to not get involved in the chase

by Swiftescape5843 March 14, 2024

Chatting on someone’s name

When someone’s chatting on someone’s name, they are talking about them behind their back (usually in a negative way)

Chatting on someone’s name examples

“Stop chatting on Mike’s name”
“I heard him chatting on my name the other day”

by Creativecake March 27, 2024

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

Nicholas Name

You know how you can have a nick name that's a shortened or more fun version of your name? Well a Nicholas Name is a fancier and more sophisticated version of your regular name!

Hey, my name is Maggie. But my Nicholas Name is Margaret , what's yours?
Oh my Nicholas Name is Bartholomew but regular name is Bart!

by mimlady05 June 28, 2021