“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 04, 2020
by Cwimer January 05, 2018
It is a L I F E S T Y L E
by Thy T U R B O I N T E R April 29, 2019
by Telescope March 27, 2023
Alex is the best big brother that you could ever ask for. He is somewhat neutral when you first meet him but once you begin talking, the is the nicest person you may ever meet in your entire life. He is loveable and very easy to connect with. It will take you a bit to fully understand him but once you do, he would do anything for you. He can be a bit dumb at times but it will make you adore him even more. You will have times when you will go without talking to him for months at a time. When you start talking again, it's like no time passed at all. He loves you with his whole heart, he tells you every single day. When it comes to you, he is protective, and rightfully so. You may forget to tell him that you love him once in a while, it makes you feel as though you are a terrible person and he is great. He will think differently, and the thinks that he is a genuinely terrible person, he does not deserve the bond that you two have. Whenever he says that you tell him that he is wrong. You could never think of him that way, he is great! He is your big brother, he takes care of all of your problems and when everything is said and done, he is there for you. He is your big brother, you cannot do anything without him. He is my big brother. Alex, I know I do not say it enough but, I love you.
by neonbonezz December 31, 2022
The coolest and anonymous guy you will ever not see. He holds the power of all things. Extremely careful and brave. If you're not his fan then you're not a human .
by Riioko November 23, 2021