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If the world had a front porch

It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
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The man who sold the world

My old friend who made himself lose everything
by A another human October 12, 2022
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80 days around the world

A book that Disney made into a movie.
by ToxicPorky May 13, 2016
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World’s Most Generic Sink

A Generic Sink, found at Menard’s. Sought after by Black Billabong and Bone Cow.
Woah, Kevin! I just found the World’s Most Generic Sink in Menard’s! Get over here!
by anyolsink February 28, 2019
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Pan American World Airways

A very large and well known airline company that went bankrupt in the 1990's, all thanks to the bad buissness strategies of its last owner.

They basically wasted money by using Boeing 747 on domestic flights in the United States, when there were aircrafts that were much more cost effective.
Pan American World Airways had a logo of globe with longitude and latitude lines.
by MST3K I like April 29, 2023
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Step out in the real world

Idiom

To tackle problems in the real world or life.
If we don't interact with opposite gender, we won't know how to deal with them when we would step out in the real world for livelihood.
by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018
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dinosaur shaped world is real!

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school
the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!
by multi retarded boy October 5, 2020
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