wet ass jumper

A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.

John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!"
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."

by SkyySosa July 11, 2014

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wet as a hanging basket

popularised in the Leeds and York area of the United Kingdom, this turn of phrase related to the moistness of an aroused woman's vagina, and analogises a recently watered hanging basket of flowers.

I'm really turned on, I'm wet as a hanging basket.

by timlamb May 29, 2011

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1)fabricated expenditures; made-up handling fees; add-on taxes; fake surcharges. Costs that are made up after a price for the product, or service, has already been given. 2)A way to make more money after a price has already been given for a product or service. This process usually feels to the customer like they just got hit with a "wet iron skillet".

"Just lowball him and when he gets here we'll hit him with the wet iron skillet."

by Mr, Wundirphal April 17, 2009

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a wet john morgan

the act of shoving your nose in a vagina

Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan

by Poonson May 16, 2016

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Wet Fanny Rafting

Two women scissoring whilst on their periods.

Hey Jane wanna do a little wet fanny rafting? I'll be on my melon soon!

by Cuntcrackling April 6, 2009

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Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009

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