the act of stealing a live turtle.
disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”
Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
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As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
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Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
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“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
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it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy
it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy
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A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.
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