Tom Reay

The worlds best Hollow Knight and Super Smash Bros Gamer. He would beat TenZ in any videogame.

Damn, I wish I was Tom Reay

by Acheron November 1, 2022

Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors

Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!

by Chumbert December 12, 2019

Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.

Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.

by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019

Tom

a dutch guy with a big dick

person 1 : who’s that dude with the big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? he’s tom.

by annabananaanna September 20, 2021

Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

Tom Lennelly

A Man that gets overly drunk and pukes up and refuses all help that is offered to him. Usually a knob, he lies to public officials in order to conserve his "street cred"

"man you got so Tom Lennelly'd last night!"

by bodgerbadger February 26, 2009

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023