Dead Mans Hand

Pocket Nuke

That Dead Mans Hand is a F**king pocket nuke!

by totalattak May 16, 2012

beat a dead horse

the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny

person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?

by liamofthe----- April 6, 2004

dead inna bed

your so dead tired to the world. you just wanna sleep in your bed unbothered!

"dont bug me, im dead inna bed"

by 450644529950199720101983 June 18, 2012

Tristan dead by daylight

Big pp

Poo Tristan dead by daylight

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

by Not my real name September 20, 2015

brain dead retard

They are usually a teenager named tai with gross bleached hair and do MMA. Often can be seen online upside down trying to get more blood to his brain. Occasionally they will drop a shitty “sad emo” song on their SoundCloud

“Did you hear what that brain dead retard dropped on SoundCloud last night?”

by Smo kweed420 August 9, 2019

dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

by walski69 October 24, 2007