Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
by fierysexbuckets2010 April 10, 2010
Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning
Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?
Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.
Or
Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.
Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.
Or
Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.
by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020
by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022
by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014
The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.
by Wr3nch82 July 01, 2019
The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024