This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.
"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."
by NotSH03K January 2, 2022
Get the Homie law 9 section 69mug. The best college in India! It's a university because the average IQ over here is something like 30,000, and it's a school because people are nice and sweet and young at heart :).
by lionsandtigersandbearsohmy December 9, 2010
Get the National Law School of India Universitymug. Spouse's great-great-great-grandfather.
My great-great-great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the great-great-great-grandfather-in-lawmug. "You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."
I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumptionmug. Great-great-great-grandchild's husband.
My great-great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-great-great-grandson-in-lawmug. by Dan March 4, 2003
Get the Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potentialmug. The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
Get the The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Lawmug.