Hats

An item in the 2007 fps game Team Fortress 2

I have many hats

by Firepea368 April 2, 2023

hat

something you wear on your head, no matter if its hot or cold.

Why did you look this up?

I don't like wearing hats, it makes my head itchy

by Communism Is Life December 16, 2024

Devils Hat-trick

The act of cumming three times in one day.

I was so lonely today I pulled a Devils Hat-trick.

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard August 8, 2016

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

hat

something you put on your head duh

the look is a hat on his head

by james charles yourmom September 14, 2021