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Taste of Texas

A sticky table cafe in the town of Ashton-in-Makerfield where wet dreams are made.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.

Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
Example 1:
"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"

Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"

Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"
by Dr K. Green PhD October 28, 2019
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Texas roadhead

The act of a male or female performing fellatio while driving on a male after consuming some spicy Tex-mex thus resulting in a burning sensation.
On the ride home from a dinner at the local mexican joint. Karen gave mark a little Texas roadhead, only to feel a blistering sensation.
by Banger_BarelyKnowHer January 1, 2018
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Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.
Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick
by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021
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texas head

Yooo dude! I just got some Texas head from that new chick! Her mouth is like a cavern! It's massive!
by Oyoydjdnvsmegj December 27, 2016
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Texas

The best state in America in my opinion
Everything's bigger in Texas
by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024
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Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).
Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021
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Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
by EasyE August 27, 2022
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