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to anally be stuffed deep with capybaras
by zachroorda November 9, 2023
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Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.
I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.
Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.
Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.
Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.
by Toast9150 June 26, 2025
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Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025
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Texas starfish

The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked
Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish
by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 10, 2023
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