beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock

Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday

by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Shaking my beef cakes

When your upset and niggas get you tight / when you fuck up

Damn that niggas annoying shaking my beef cakes

by $imone October 27, 2018

Eef Beef

A name for a male who has who both homosexual tendencies and a sexual obsession with any women named shannon. The eef beef is most commonly found in its natural habitat, Burger King, where it has been known to consume 100 of thousands of burgers.

“Look at all those cheeseburgers fatass”
“You want some Shannon don’t you eef beef”
“How many cheese burgers can you eat homo”

by John Roseman January 31, 2024