Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Rusty Pancakes

Delicious buttermilk pancakes that are topped off with a dusting of rust collected from a metal object that's been outside in the elements. For the best taste, collect the rust dust from an old-timer car that has been abandoned in a field for decades.

I really like rusty pancakes

by arcfo March 1, 2023

rusty reamer

The act of shoving a cucumber up kyles ass. As Mrs weilands films and licks the juiced up

Rusty reamer was really giving Kyle a hard time last game

by $$69$$ January 30, 2016

Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

Rusty shutter

When you pull the buttplug out, but the butthole remains open, AKA anal gape

Omg I heard Rose licked Erin’s rusty shutter, I swear those girls belong in Brazil!

by TylerDehhhrden April 15, 2019

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 24, 2020