The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.
"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
by DickRichards February 15, 2025
I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017
The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014
A person who prefers to give BJs after the other person has finished their exercise or workout routine - imgur
by Zipflopohmygod June 09, 2021
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by Oakley December 02, 2015
by Teddy Geisel June 14, 2011