Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.

Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!

by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018

Robert

A dick. An asshole. An idiot. A jerk.

Person 1: oh look who it is!
Person 2: ugh it’s Robert..

by Sheebootyqeqe June 1, 2018

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

robert goodwin

Robert Goodwin is a very funny guy. He is extremely hot and can be super kind to everyone. He is also can be the new kid in the school yet still be very nice towards others.

Wow, Robert Goodwin is so nice! Maybe I should talk to him

by Howewwe June 5, 2018

Robert Kim

Another chicken nugget

Customer: I’ll take a 20 piece Robert Kim, please.

McDonald’s Employee: We serve Michael Han, is that fine?

by maltgin June 16, 2018

Robert

A big faggot

Robert is gay

by Yes yes very yes June 17, 2018

Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.

Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?

by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018