Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck November 12, 2007

Mobile Poo Block

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

by PoOpa FoOker July 18, 2015

backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 29, 2017

ghost poo

when you feel like you have to pee and when you go to take care of your business a sudden bowl movement creeps up on you like, BOO! now you gotta poo!

the nurses station bathroom smells like poo! someone must have had a ghost poo....

by cnaok90 April 29, 2012

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

by RatchetBoo July 07, 2003

ghost poo

The left-over pieces of paper in a tear-out notebook.

Dude, when i tore out that paper from my notebook, it left a ton of ghost poo

by allyfrmcalii February 28, 2009

Grand Poo Bah

A Grand Poo Bah is any overbearing and pompous authority, often claiming numerous titles, roles or distinctions and frequently overplaying their hand. An overstuffed shirt. Someone who expects others to lick up to them for nothing. From a character in the 1885 Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Mikado. Not to be confused with the Grand Pooh Bear, who is someone else again.

There's Larry again, trying to tell everyone what to do and swanning around like he's the Grand Poo Bah.

by Fearman March 04, 2008