God credits

Doing sonething nice for other's even when you don't want too.

Mo: Dang Karen, I don't want to be here on a Friday night.

Karen: yeah Mo, but you are gettin' God credits for this.

by Mommy moneycakes December 2, 2016

maple gods

Its a stereotypical thing. One might say, the "gods of Canadians"

"Oh my, Maple gods!" The Canadian exclaimed, shocked.

by AmericaTheHero December 8, 2016

rose god

Front man and Artist extraordinaire for rnb/rock/hiphop project Muchismo. The Rose God.

"She doesn't think I'm the Rose God"- Lyrics from "She's a Zombie, I'm an Ocean"

by Rose God December 21, 2016

vulture god

An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.

Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.

by Nekro November 12, 2015

the prostate god

1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.

2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)

"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"

"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"

by Karuṇā November 28, 2015

God's Clap

The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.

I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.

by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016

Gods Underwear

Were you were no underwear (panties, Boxers)

"Omg did u hear someone pulled this guys pants down and he was wearing gods underwear "

by Sug@r January 28, 2016