Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021

Dirt Muncher

Nasty girls from Wainfleet.

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!

by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021

rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!

“Ong look there’s rug muncher!”

by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

grave munching

When a few guys dig up a dead women at a grave yard late at night, they all rape her one by one. one of the men puts there mouth around her vagina well another man jumps on the dead woman’s stomach , all the sperm and left over flesh gets shot into the man’s mouth and he swallows it.

Hey man, wanna go grave munching?
Sure!

by xxpassionfacts December 3, 2021

Vaginal Munch

The act of using your sexy little vagina, to snack on a dick in the middle of sex!

Adam: Your mum's a twat!

John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!

by The12yo January 10, 2022