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Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.
My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .
by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021
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Chocolate Milk#5896

Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!
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Milk Me Silly

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by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 10, 2021
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Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.
"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"
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bursting anal milk

white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it
by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017
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Lay some milk on it.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.
by Slave of MadBur January 10, 2017
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strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole
I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud
by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015
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