meat poisoning

A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

Meat beater

People who beat their cows and chickens penises

The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

meat on the bone

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT

Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

by MEAT ON THE BONE November 18, 2020

meat crown

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown

Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!

by Dyson Grommley January 12, 2021

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021

meat flume

A big penis!

That stankin hoe just road my Meat Flume

by Hermz da sperm July 9, 2003