bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 13, 2024

Pubic legs

When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes

Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week

Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs

by January 16, 2022

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro July 29, 2013

Legs up like a snicker

When you put her legs up to eat that pussy like it's a snickers bar.

Her pussy smells like chocolate, I'm gonna put her legs up like a snickers.

by 2fukd4u December 28, 2016

Genie Legs

An insult used for anyone who is a clumsy sh*t
Synonyms are Clodhopper, and Heavy Foot.

"Who knocked over my grandmas vase?"
"Genie Legs over here is the culprit"

by FishyLegs April 23, 2021

leg loan

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)

"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."

"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."

by Mother of Tacos June 27, 2017

jambly legs

when your ball sacks are so big they look like legs

Yo did you see Jack had some massive jambly legs

by Mr.Potat March 17, 2020