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Jacob

Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.
Guys: hey man, come hang out
Jacob: can’t guys, i’ll be sleeping. Sorry.
by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.
Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022
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Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
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Jacob Joseph Kennedy

A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.

A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.

A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.

Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
Oh don’t be such a jacob Joseph Kennedy

You’re such a Jacob Joseph Kennedy
by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.
elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..
by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021
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