Jack Weston

Someone who has not yet obtained a Nintendo switch nor has played the latest version of super smash bros

Jack Weston wishes he had a switch

by Blame16 January 3, 2019

Jack Pettitt

A homosexual with chinky eyes and a dad called Antony (has a very small nose)

Jack pettitt sucked mr harji off to get a distinction *

by MyGrannyTranny January 9, 2019

Jack Bench

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018

Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

froth jacks

When your mate says he's coming past to shout ya and brings half a point.

A state of perpetual hanging for drugs.

That puff was a froth jacks.

You froth jacked me hard with that little bit of weed

by Dinomite86696 July 26, 2018

jerkoff jack

The most smelly man in the world

Look at that Jerkoff jack over there

by Ctmarto January 30, 2019

Pulling a Jack

When ever your friend goes to do a small task such as getting a soda, but takes multiple hours instead and comes back with a Nintendo Switch

"Hey guys, i'm gonna go grab a soda." *4 hours later* "Sorry for pulling a jack guys, but now i have a Nintendo Switch

by Skylemac February 9, 2019