New York fold

When eating a pizza, it's what New Yorkers do when (normally) they start eating a slice. They fold their slice in half the long way.

You can tell Mike is a New Yorker because he does the New York fold when he eats pizza.

by 1ra2ndom3 April 22, 2019

New car syndrome

When you buy a new or used car, and want to wash it every day.

Person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know

by Mario16 September 20, 2011

rip a new a--hole

attack someone verbally, yell at someone, criticize someone loudly

by Mindy August 1, 2003

New York Bagel

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.

Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."

by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013

hilton, new york

A village of five thousand something people 12 miles NW of Rochester, NY. Has two stoplights, located at each end of Main Street, which is only like 300 feet long. Tends to be fairly conservative. Has a McDonald's and a handful of diners that serve the same basic fare. For fun, residents usually go kill time at the mall in Greece. Most people you meet there will have lived there for most of their lives, young or old. If you've been in the Hilton school district for most or all of your school life, you can most likely name 50+ people who you've known since elementary school. Has a carnival every summer and the "Apple Fest" on the first weekend in October. It is in no way associated with Paris Hilton the Hilton hotel family. The schools have good athletics and arts programs, but are pretty average otherwise.

A: I'm from Hilton, New York.
B: So, like, does Paris Hilton own your town, or something?
A: FUCK NO.

by sponge417 October 14, 2011

clark new jersey

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here

“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”

by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021