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Hot Topic

A bullshit store that exploits trends by selling shirts depicting pop culture icons, often accompanied by a lame joke or pun.
Person 1: Dude! Look at this epic shirt I got from Hot Topic!

Person 2: I like _________, but that's not funny; it isn't even clever. Why would you spend twenty dollars on that?

Person 1: It is too funny! You just don't get it!
by Lord Monochromicorn June 15, 2012
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Hot Flapping

The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!

The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
His face'll need a proper rinse after aw this Hot Flapping!
by ScottyIs2D February 21, 2011
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Whore Hot

The kind of hot girl you wouldn't date, but would rather just rail-n-bail.

Usually the 'popular' girls in school.
Known to fuck multiple guys at parties.
Drake: Dude, why are you with Ashley? That chick's just whore hot!
Traie: Yeah, but I get some every night! ;)
by Sticky Dickie March 27, 2011
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Proximity Hotness

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.
Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
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Hot Tug

When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.
Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!
by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011
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swaggin hot

Super awesome. someone that is over the normal hot radar or something that is what they use to call "off the chain", "off the hook".
"That party last night was swaggin hot!"

"Man, that girls no grenade. She's swaggin hot!!"
by awwyeahhbeyoo August 31, 2011
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slag hot

A girl who isnt a slag and is all natural, but is still so frickin hot that you would think she would be one.
guy1: hey did you see that girl emily
guy2: yeah shes slag hot man
by TigerBass September 11, 2011
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