ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

Ghetto Milkshake

When one eats slightly melted ice cream out of one of a sexual partners’ genital orfaces; using a spoon for solid particles and straw for liquids.

Damn! That girl Tammy is one hood thot, but she makes one damn good ghetto milkshake.

by BigTrizzy96 November 24, 2018

Ghetto

Gifted Human Enlightened To Teach Others

Supreme Sun is King of The Ghetto

by G.H.E.T.T.O November 27, 2018

Pocket-Ghetto

A Pocket-Ghetto is a small Neighborhood inside a good neighborhood.

Would you look at that Skanzilla, she is a major piece of lint in this Pocket-Ghetto.

by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018

Ghetto

An adjective white girls use to describe things that they disapprove of/dislike

White girl: Omg, that TV show is so ghetto!
Person from the ghetto: Wtf does that mean?

by GuessWhoooo???? October 16, 2018

ghetto

salad dressing

hey rob, pass the ghetto

by 1 ujh87 67ryuoi789 July 18, 2017

Ghetto Theatre

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.

Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

by fuckschoolbitch420 July 19, 2017