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Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.
“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.
by Powersmash April 25, 2025
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The one girl you can never quite get over. She’s always in your head, you do double takes in public because you see her everywhere. You remember every little inside joke, every small moment you shared. The times you held her, and she held you. Her cappuccino irises, the way her pupils dilated when she looked into your eyes. All the rules you both broke being partners in crime. Now it’s all just a memory. And it’s been years.
Emily, do I even cross your mind?
by silent_front_fart April 30, 2025
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Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025
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Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
Emily knew it was the G6 rule type of vibe that night, things got naughty when her boyfriend was out of town 😳🤫
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
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Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
When you hear G6 playing, know an Emily is nearby 🫠
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Oh Emily she’s a gambler
by Aninomuse July 4, 2025
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A ho, slut or person who tries to act intelligent
I knew this girl and she was an Emily. Couldn't keep her mouth or legs closed.
by booshevitz August 5, 2025
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